I'm a Shirazbyterian. You can be, too.

The commandments are easy to follow:

1. Heed the unbiased word of Robert Parker.
2. Watch ye the Wine Library TV, for it is informative and fun.
3. Drink not the White Zinfandel, for it is swill.
4. If a friend offers you a glass of White Zinfandel, get a new friend.
5. Get to know your local wine merchant.
6. Learn to pronounce "Gewurztraminer".
7. Share your wine with good friends.
8. Swirl, you'll thank me later.
9. Do not be ashamed of your purple tongue.
10. Do not be afraid of screwcaps.

Everyone is welcome to be a Shirazbyterian. Cheers!